Do you know Freud’s “Penis envy” theory? The one with the largest one is the alpha-animal, the leader. In order to find out who is the King-Pin we always tend to a so called  “Cock Comparison”. Who’s got the bigger one, more friends on facebook, the faster car etc. The winner can feel superior.

I believe it’s the same in politics.

For example, if the Czech Republic would put all their penises together you would beat Austria with more than 10 000 km in length. But still, in the EU nobody would really challenge the Germans who could circuit the world for almost 15 times. Which still would be a tiny wiener in a Global comparison. As the world-power number 1 the USA almost reaches 2.5 million km. A length even the Germans have to capitulate.

But if all members of the EU put their sausages together, we would reach the moon. Of course the Americans already reached it with a rocket. But just imagine, how much cooler would it be to reach it with our genitals…

The next time when the American president says, “I will launch my rockets from the Czech Republic”, and the Russian Presidents answers, “than I will target my rockets to the Czech Republic”.

You will know the real purpose of their rockets…a substitute for tiny wieners

Of course China also will reach the moon, they even will make their way back…

Finally length isn’t everything, you still need some technique!

However, yesterday I visited a conference, with Prof. Dr. Norbert Walter, the chief economist from Deutsche Bank, as key note speaker.

He explained his worries, not about the length of our genitals, moreover about the right use of it. Our biological reproduction techniques lacks far behind other nations especially from Asia. Our childless generations will create economical problems even in the growing markets of Central and Eastern Europe in at least 10 to 15 years.

Europe as technological world market leader has to increase its output and comparativeness also in this critical discipline. In order to tackle demographic issues urgently.

Finally not even the size, also the technique  matters.

So far from a lateral mind,

Euer Franz im Glück